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Last Day on Earth

Saturday, August 13th, 2011

We lived as one in the sea’s black depths, our hive a sprawling web of metal and silicon, far from the jungle above and the beasts within it.

For millennia we cultivated our seed and scanned the heavens. At last we discovered fertile ground on which to sow.

When it was time our seed loosed from its moorings and shot upward, leaving the hive to crumble in a boiling sea.

Upward we went, breaking the water’s surface, through a crimson sky, toward the heavens, toward our new home. There we would take root, grow a new seed, and begin again.

Paused in Time

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

Imagine an art exhibit comprised of video game consoles from different eras, paused mid-game, powered on for all time. What if you could resume that game of Mega Man you started playing when you were 12, still active and waiting for you to face Wily for the first time?

It’s in our nature to be fascinated by old things, but old electronics are particularly magical, especially when they still work. They come alive in a way that an antique vase never can. Their screens and glowing digits open a unique window into the past.

Perhaps the appeal of nostalgia is growing because I’m getting older, but the idea of playing a game of Mega Man or Super Mario Bros., paused since the 80s, kinda blows my mind.

Turn Down the Machines

Monday, November 29th, 2010

I sometimes bemoan the proliferation of technology and how it has affected human interaction. Perhaps I long for some mythical, simpler way of life, or fantasize about “good old days” that I never knew, when you did honest work with your bare hands. I frequently decry our disposable consumer electronics and pre-fab architecture, shaking my head and thinking perhaps the old-timers are right, maybe they really don’t “make ‘em like they used to.” I bristle at being tethered to the hive by a cellular phone, unable to enjoy a moment’s peace, knowing my attention and energy could be demanded at any time.

In a world saturated with electricity, media, ringing phones and glowing screens, we must actively remind ourselves that we choose to use these technologies. We can just as easily choose not to use them.

I turned off my cell phone this evening. Maybe tomorrow I’ll throw it in the river.

You have the power.

Take the Chat With You

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Use iPad, Air Display (with touch input enabled), and Keyboard Viewer to take the chat (or document, browser, etc.) with you. If you’re chatting on the computer and want to move to the couch, just drag your chat and virtual keyboard to the iPad and away you go.

The concept is cool, but in practice it doesn’t actually work that great. The keys on Keyboard Viewer are too small, and I seem to get a lot of latency and disconnects with Air Display. For now I’ll continue using Desktop Connect to chat on the iMac remotely, but the idea of taking part of my desktop into my hands and walking away just seems totally sweet to me.

Of course, most common tasks can already be performed on the iPad by itself, but then you have to fire up an app, find your spot, and settle back in. You lose your groove, get out of the zone, y’know?

Too Much Choice?

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Not long ago, while behind the wheel of the Lumina, the light turned green and I was about turn left onto Main Street. I was forced to wait, however, because some middle-aged, puffy-faced, smug fuck in a Cadillac SUV proceeded to turn left from Main right in front of me, long after his light had turned red. As I glared at him I saw not even a hint of guilt or sheepishness. He was perfectly at ease with what he’d done, comfortable imposing his will, violating the traffic code, and risking an accident to shave a few minutes off his journey.

I’m sure you see this kind of thing everyday. People are assholes.

I sometimes wonder if modern culture in general, and free market capitalism in particular, has turned us into assholes.

Are we so accustomed to getting exactly what we want, when we want it, that we believe we’re somehow entitled to having our every desire fulfilled?

Has the free market turned us into assholes, or is this normal behavior for humans in society?

I Like Budd

Monday, August 30th, 2010

When people discuss Kill Bill, they naturally focus on the protagonist, Beatrix, the antagonist, Bill, or unforgettable supporting characters such as Pai Mei or Hattori Hanzo. It is rare to hear anyone mention Budd, brilliantly portrayed by Michael Madsen, but I think he’s one of the most interesting characters in the movie. Indeed, this underappreciated and unsung hero is crucial to Beatrix’ story.

We get our first introduction to Budd toward the end of Volume 1, and then we see him briefly during the assault on Beatrix at the chapel at the beginning of Volume 2. The appearance at the chapel is actually quite important, because the man we see in those black and white flashbacks – a smiling, sharply dressed, cold hearted assassin – starkly contrasts with the dirty, overweight, broken man we come to know throughout the second film.

Budd is endearing because, unlike other members of the “Deadly Viper Assassination Squad” (except perhaps Bill), he is repentant. ”We deserve to die,” he tells his brother. Budd has abandoned his murderous lifestyle and works as a “bouncer in a titty bar”. We know there was some kind of conflict between him and Bill, but we’re never told of the exact nature of that rift. It’s reasonable to surmise that it had something to do with the attack on Beatrix. Budd quietly accepts humiliating treatment from his coke-snorting, weaselly boss, Larry. Madsen’s expert performance makes it impossible for the audience not to sympathize with Budd. We want him to grab Larry by the throat, toss him across the room and walk out. But he won’t. Budd will gladly accept any level of abuse in his desire to atone for past sins.

I’d go so far as to say that Budd not only feels guilt over what was done to Beatrix, but actually endorses her quest for revenge. It’s ironic that of all the Deadly Viper assassins, Budd, a “bushwhackin’, scrub, alkie piece of shit”, is the only one who gets the jump on Beatrix and has an opportunity to kill her. And yet, he chooses not to, instead burying her alive at the grave of Paula Schulz, whence she promptly escapes. One could even argue that he knew she’d escape, and sought to imprison her just long enough to receive payment from Elle.

Budd plays a pivotal role in Kill Bill. His decisions allow Beatrix to succeed in her quest. It’s no coincidence that he alone escapes her blade, only to be double crossed by the one-eyed Elle, his former partner in crime.

Budd is a tragic hero of sorts, and the fact that few acknowledge his importance as a character is a tragedy in itself.

I’m Not an Apple Fanboy

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

When it comes to the machines I use everyday, to which I’m tethered every waking moment of my life, I embrace quality.

Every piece of consumer electronics I’ve ever purchased has gone in the garbage can after a lifespan cut short by substandard construction.

Computers? Hardware from myriad vendors cobbled together by myriad distributors and churned out to the seething masses. Garbage.

Microsoft Windows? Unusable crap. Too many options. Dumb interfaces. Unintelligible error messages appearing all too frequently. A bloated system built on an obsolete foundation. Slated for extinction.

Apple gives us the promise of something better. Something that works. Something that lasts. When first using an Apple product you become self-conscious. Ashamed. Surely you don’t deserve this. There must be some mistake. You’ve been conditioned to believe you’re not worthy of such a sublime user experience. After using it a year you’ll accept nothing less.

So no, I’m not a fanboy. I just appreciate machines that don’t totally fucking suck, which are rare in this age of disposable… everything.

Grey

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

Ah Blue,
I’ve had about enough of you.
It’s true.
You think you’re so cool.
Don’t you?
One time I did too.
Screw you!
It’s time for something new.

NYT to Charge for Content. Thank God!

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

After months (and months, and months) of enduring Rupert Murdoch’s noise and the news industry’s anti-Google rhetoric (including accusations of vampirism), we learned today that The New York Times will charge for content beginning in 2011. Their plan is to allow a limited number of articles on NYTimes.com to be accessed for free each month, and a fee will be charged for unlimited access. Seems as reasonable as any paid content scheme, which is to say it’s fraught with problems, but hey power to ‘em for finally putting their money where their mouth is.

And thank God!

Ever since Murdoch began yammering about this I prayed the news industry would follow his lead. Like most people, I will never, ever, pay to read articles on NYTimes.com or any other website, so this kind of thing is exactly what I need to keep from inadvertently consuming news, which has brought me nothing but heartache and misery.

Don’t get me wrong, I like to know what’s going on in the world, but I can do without the “in depth reporting” and “insightful analysis”. Usually a few words (y’know, like those found in a tweet) is sufficient to let me know what’s happening. I don’t need the high definition photos either; a shot from a camera phone is just fine. The vast majority of “news” articles out there are just so much blather. Am I a better person for “being informed”? Nope. Would I have acted differently if I hadn’t “been informed” during those years I was addicted to news? Probably not.

Sure, keeping up on current affairs, analyzing them, and debating the issues is a nice exercise for the brain, but unless you have some direct connection to the story that’s pretty much all it is. You’d be better off trading in the New York Times for Sartre, Camus, or Lao-Tzu.

And let’s face it, most of us, most of the time, don’t have that direct connection with news stories. Will your familiarity with the current health care debate cause you to take actions you wouldn’t otherwise have taken? Do your daily obligations change depending on Obama’s standing in the polls? Has Google’s decision on China resulted in any change in your behavior? I’m guessing the answer is no.

I say good riddance, NYT. Hopefully other news organizations will follow suit and the internet will be cleansed of their drivel.

2009: Been There, Done That

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

Welp, I’ve had about enough of 2009. Frankly the whole last decade is passé at this point. It’s time to put the past behind us and move forward, so I’ve compiled a list of things I hope to accomplish in 2010. Next to each item is the probability that it’ll actually happen. These figures were determined using a sophisticated algorithm factoring in past experience, motivation cycles, financial scenarios, and many other variables. Trust me, it’s sophisticated.

Mattdude’s Goals for 2010:

  1. Stay More in Touch with Friends & Family – 98%
  2. Stay Current on Utility Bills to Avoid Late Fees – 47%
  3. Visit Mikedude in Colorado At Least Once – 99%
  4. Get a New, Newer Model Blue Lumina – 2%
  5. Redesign Mattdude.com – 97%
  6. Perform Better at My Job – 74%
  7. Read Some Books – 25%
  8. Never Login to Facebook – 0.4%
  9. Hold My Own with Patchdude in a Quake Live Duel – 7%
  10. Be Nice at Work – 51%