Trent Reznor releases The Slip while Mattdude expounds on insignificant bullshit.

I just realized that in the time it took me to compose two blog posts (you know, a few paragraphs, maybe a picture or two which might, if I’m feeling really motivated, boast a drop shadow), Nine Inch Nails has released two full-length music albums. Actually, Ghosts is two discs, so he has essentially released three records’ worth of groundbreaking, genre-defying music in the past two months while I banged out two blocks of text-based drivel.

But that’s all in the past now, or soon will be, for one simple reason: this very blog post! That’s right, my friends! Within a few moments I will have published, in the past two months, THREE (albeit masturbatory and embarrassingly narcissistic) pieces of work (their utter lack of any meaningful substance notwithstanding).

Your move, Trent!