NY to Cali in under 26 hours. #Cannonball
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Month: May 2020
Ozzel
Pro tip: Don’t come out of light-speed too close to the system. #ESB40
Brothers
When you’re rushing a dying boy to a nearby starbase and Data inexplicably takes control of the Enterprise. #TrekProblems
Jack
They call him Jack…
Acid
When you’re young, you take a lot of acid. When you’re old, you take a lot of acid reducers.
Thought Process
I’d love to say something profound but my entire thought process is one long sequence of wise-ass remarks.